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Gummy Monkeys

2009-09-24 01:11:28 by FedoraPR0ductions

Who doesn't like a good gummy monkey. Our product contains 90% real monkey. In our factory we harness the power of shrink ray technology, and make real monkey's into one you can hold in your hands. Then we scramble their molecules in a almost magical process turning their skin and bones into gummy. Keep them as pets or simply eat them. A pain staking screech with every bite.

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